Mr. Bow and Arrow Shooter

REAL MEN OF GENIUS... Today we salute you, Mr. Bow and Arrow Shooter.

(Mr. Bow and Arrow Shooter)

You defend the human race armed with only a weapon from the days of yore.

(like a modern-day Robin Hood)

Laser guns? Infinity gauntlets? Cosmic cubes? The Zodiac Key? The Ultimate Nullifier? Who needs 'em?! Not you.

(bullseye every time)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you old Archer of old. Because someone has to make Thor look sophisticated... and that someone is you.